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		<title>Microsoft HR Flips Google the Bird</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 05 Sep 2007 21:17:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Eric Starkman</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I have a love/hate relationship with human resources people at big corporations.&#160; <a href=http://www.starkmanassociates.com/blogs/eric/mcirosoft-human-resources/ rel="bookmark" title="Link to Microsoft HR Flips Google the Bird">more</a>&#8230;]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><img class="top" src='http://www.starkmanassociates.com/files/microsoft-google-bird.jpg' alt='Microsoft Flipping Google the Bird�' />I have a love/hate relationship with <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Human_resources" title="Link to Wikipedia: Human resources" target="_blank"><strong>human resources</strong></a> people at big corporations.  While their advisory role can be &ndash; and should be &ndash; as critical to a company&#8217;s well-being as, say, that of its attorneys and accountants, my personal experience has not been so&hellip; productive.  How can I put this?  HR people frustrate me.  A lot.</p>
<p>I know, I know&hellip; when human resources people pushed back, it probably meant they were saving me from myself.   And, to be fair, I know that there are lots of exceptional, appreciated human resources professionals out there who are making significant impacts on the cultures and bottom lines of their organizations.  Unfortunately for me, I&#8217;ve only had the pleasure of crossing paths with one of them in my entire career (and he was a client so I pretty much had to like him).  </p>
<p>HR-speak is akin to PR spin.  It&#8217;s filled with empty catchphrases, trendy buzzwords, and legal counsel-approved language that mollifies executive leadership and mortifies the rank-and-file who see right through it.  I&#8217;m still aghast at the response an internal Human resources executive once gave me when I complained about the unimpressive job candidates she was sending me: &#8220;You know, Eric, your standards are just a little too high.&#8221;</p>
<p>Needless to say, I perked up when I read that <a href="http://www.microsoft.com/Presspass/exec/steve/default.mspx" title="Link to Microsoft bio: Steve Ballmer" target="_blank"><strong>Microsoft</strong> CEO Steve Ballmer</a> shares my critical view of HR folks.  According to a <a href="http://www.businessweek.com/magazine/content/07_37/b4049065.htm" title="Link to BusinessWeek: How To Make A Microserf Smile" target="_blank">fascinating article in the current issue of <em>BusinessWeek</em></a> by Michelle Conlin and Jay Greene, <a href="http://www.microsoft.com/" title="Link to Microsoft homepage" target="_blank">Microsoft</a> was suffering a serious brain drain two years ago.  But instead of hiring a traditional HR executive to turn things around, Ballmer gave the HR reins to <a href="http://www.microsoft.com/presspass/exec/brummel/default.mspx" title="Link to Microsoft bio: Lisa Brummel" target="_blank"><strong>Lisa Brummel</strong></a>, a popular and experienced product manager that he moved over from the Home &amp; Retail Division.  Ms. Brummel has achieved considerable success in the two years she&#8217;s held the top spot, no doubt because she refused to follow &#8220;the usual HR script.&#8221;</p>
<p>Some examples:</p>
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<li>Brummel refused to benchmark &#8220;best practices&#8221; at other companies, much less impose them on Microsoft employees.  &#8220;Before you go running off campus, you should know what&#8217;s going on on campus.&#8221;</li>
<li>She quickly established a reputation as a &#8220;no-B.S., jargon-allergic, truth-teller&#8221; when she admitted to reading a popular and highly critical Microsoft blog written by an anonymous employee.</li>
<li>She eliminated the bell curve in annual employee performance evaluations.</li>
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<p>The <em>BusinessWeek</em> article is a great read for anyone desperate to have their faith restored in the potential of the human resources function.  On the flip side, anonymous Microsoft employee blogger &#8220;<a href="http://minimsft.blogspot.com/" title="Link to Mini-Microsoft Blog" target="_blank">Mini-Microsoft</a>&#8221; suggests that <a href="http://minimsft.blogspot.com/2007/08/brummel-brummel-brummel.html" title="Link to Mini-Microsoft: Brummel! Brummel! Brummel!" target="_blank"><em>BusinessWeek</em> is a tad too generous in its praise of Brummel</a> and her efforts.  [Tough crowd &ndash; HR really is a thankless function!]</p>
<p>Still, Conlin and Greene deserve kudos for reporting on the untraditional approach and its impact to date.  The bottom line is that Brummel seems to be staunching the company&#8217;s employee hemorrhage&hellip; at least for now (all bets are off if she takes the towels away again).</p>
<p>Now if only Brummel could do something about Microsoft&#8217;s ghastly &#8220;<a href="http://www.brandtrainers.com/blog/2005/04/microsoft-your-potential-our-passion.html" title="Link to ThirdWay Advertising Blog:  Microsoft - Your potential. Our passion." target="_blank">Your potential. Our passion.</a>&#8221; tagline.</p>
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